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If you knew that you had a one-in-sixty chance of dying, would you do the thing in question? And yet most of North Americans do this thing several times a day. It is called "driving". You have a much better chance to die in a car accident than to die from a gunshot, and yet nobody thinks about the car control. You can buy one whether you're a driving genius or an absolute moron, as long as you pass a fairly simple test. If you kill someone with a gun or a knife, you go to prison for life, or even get a death penalty. If you kill someone with a car, you may get away with a fine, and the good judge may even let you do partial payments. Do we live in denial about cars? What do you think? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Look at these rich twits: they think that a Rolls Royce will make them rot differently in their graves | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Some time ago, the Israeli government, desperate at the growing number of accidents, put up billboards that read "Drivers who speed have small penises". The public outcry was such that the billboards had to come down; one more example of a spineless government yielding to the idiots. Let's continue this excellent idea, making it gender-equal. Repeat after me: PEOPLE WHO SPEED HAVE SMALL PENISES/ARE FRIGID PEOPLE WHO RUN RED LIGHTS ARE FREAKIN' SPHINCTERS PEOPLE WHO CUT IN FRONT OF PEDESTRIANS ARE EVEN MORE FREAKIN' SPHINCTERS PEOPLE WHO YAK ON CEL PHONES WHILE DRIVING HAVE SPHINCTERS IN PLACE OF MOUTHS And so on, and so forth. Are you one of them? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is for all the drivers who think the traffic rules aren't meant for them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
There are a lot of cretins out there who think if they drive a Ferrari or a Jaguar they deserve respect. Guess what? They are still cretins who now are holed up in overpriced tin cans. | This kind of thinking is particularly popular among the Third World bozos, Chinese immigrants and Americans of all ages. Well, guys, I have to tell you this: You may drive the coolest car in the world, and if you are a pathetic imbecile with a piece of crap for the brain, the car doesn't do anything to improve your sorry condition (unless you're dealing with similar humanoids). Do you think you're a chick-magnet in your new car? Well, if the chicks are coming over, they must be the real ones if they are so stupid, and that's called bestiality, my friend. Let's pray: "O dear Lord, make all the speeders kill themselves before they kill some innocents; make the governments put up traffic cameras and radars on every intersection; make them limit the number of cars to one per family, and levy hefty taxes for its use; finally, make the Arabs turn off the tap, so the whole automobilized world grinds to an ignominous halt and rusts in hell for ever and ever. Amen".
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